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Tweak says, "I haz a cheezburger."

Teddy (theodore_lupin) wrote,
@ 2009-10-11 12:49:00

My heritage is imprinted into my genes.

No matter how much you try to be impressive by snarling at interns, it completely ruins the effect when you turn around and walk face first into a wall. Now my nose is bloody, and I didn't want to stop to let them see that I had broken it.

Damn it.

Xai needs to get his ass into work. My pride won't let me go ask for help now.

And I'm refusing to let anyone see it. Which presents a problem for the surgery we have scheduled later....

Maybe I should just wear a storm trooper helmet through it. I mean, eccentricity does allow for a covering up of moments of humiliation. And I'd rather be seen as an odd freak than a clumsy buffoon.

That, and I really like that helmet. Any excuse to wear it, I suppose.

They need a Star Wars rehab.

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	chasemedown 2009-10-11 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	For God's sake, healer. I can heal a broken nose for you. Unless you just want to wear a helmet anyway. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theodore_lupin 2009-10-11 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	You don't have access to the secret lab. See, it's no girls allowed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chasemedown 2009-10-11 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	No, mediwitches wouldn't have access until the 'boys club' needs some actual work done, would we? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theodore_lupin 2009-10-11 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	Not mediwitches. Girls. I'm afraid of your cooties. But I guess you can come down and help me out. But I'm still wearing the helmet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chasemedown 2009-10-11 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	Well, darling, there is only one male mediwitch on staff and I'm fairly sure Rocco considers himself one of the girls. Ooh, I can come into the secret lab? THat's all I've ever dreamt of! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theodore_lupin 2009-10-12 05:57 am UTC (link)
	Rocco isn't a male. His penis is a distended clitoris. Nobody can be that gay. Nobody. I'm in the top level of the lab, so you won't be going into my secret secret lab. But you'll be coming into my hang out area. Just...remember to salute Hans when you come down. He's charmed to attack anybody who doesn't. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fredlee 2009-10-11 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	It's official, you've gone mad. Raving about Star Wars and running into things, growling at those poor interns. I'm bored, do you have the Star Wars films laying about? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theodore_lupin 2009-10-12 07:03 am UTC (link)
	They're not poor interns. They're idiots. I want my dinosaur back. Someone needs to masticate one of those motherfuckers. Nothing creates motivation and improves morale like the threat of being eaten by a raptor. Yes. I also have a vid chip if you want to borrow those. All six movies on one chip. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reve_dore 2009-10-12 10:53 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, did you just write dinosaur? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theodore_lupin 2009-10-13 10:02 am UTC (link)
	yes. Yes I did. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reve_dore 2009-10-13 10:04 am UTC (link)
	You don't mean a real one though, right? Because they don't exist? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theodore_lupin 2009-10-13 10:11 am UTC (link)
	Well.... It was an accident, really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reve_dore 2009-10-13 10:29 am UTC (link)
	What was? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

theodore_lupin
2009-10-13 12:07 pm UTC (link)

The dinosaur.
I told them I'd need to run a verification before we attempted the proper acceleration with the cloning charm. But they demanded results, and wanted the full grown product within two days. We couldn't access it to make sure we had the correct sample, and apparently, our makeshift assistants didn't speak English, and used the wrong sample.

So...we try to help revive a dying population of highly necessary magical beings in a small little South American village and...ta da! Dinosaur.

Personally, I laughed about it.

Later.

After I had posted bail.

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	fredlee 2009-10-13 01:08 am UTC (link)
	I don't work with them so I'm sticking with the poor interns remark. Stop being a git! I WANT TO THREATEN SOMEBODY WITH A RAPTOR! ....iloveyou.... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theodore_lupin 2009-10-13 10:03 am UTC (link)
	I'm not a git, git! It is pretty amazing. And you can borrow it, if you promise to be very nice with it. You break it, you buy it with your blood. Star Wars is sacred, you hear me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fredlee 2009-10-13 10:14 am UTC (link)
	Git-faced Mcgit. Blah blah blah die if you break it blah blah blah. GOT IT NOW MAKE WITH THE STAR WARS! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theodore_lupin 2009-10-13 12:04 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, yeah, it's on its way! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	theodore_lupin 2009-10-13 12:05 pm UTC (link)
	PS Your mom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fredlee 2009-10-13 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	My mum is HERE, Idiot. And she's gonna kick your ARSE! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	reve_dore 2009-10-12 10:31 am UTC (link)
	Wouldn't that be dangerous, performing surgery with a helmet on? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theodore_lupin 2009-10-12 10:49 am UTC (link)
	It's charmed to be see through from the inside. And I've done it before, sadly enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reve_dore 2009-10-12 10:52 am UTC (link)
	I see. I think you should still get it fixed before the surgery, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theodore_lupin 2009-10-13 10:04 am UTC (link)
	Amy fixed it up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reve_dore 2009-10-13 10:05 am UTC (link)
	Good. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rainbowrock 2009-10-14 04:30 am UTC (link)
	I'm really clumsy too! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	theodore_lupin 2009-10-14 12:38 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. I think it's genetic. (Reply to this) (Parent)